Typin', mon

I love it when people forget to add the "g" when writing words that end in "-ing" because I imagine them saying it with a Jamaican accent.

Public shaming, part 1

That time I thought a reindeer kettle/tea cozy was a hat, and put it on my head in Chapters. 

Comic Sans? This is nothing to laugh at.

The fact that this blog seems to revert automatically to Comic Sans literally HORR-I-FIES me.

Somnambulism

I sleep-purchased the new Arcade Fire album last night. I didn't realize it until I got a receipt from iTunes. Le sigh...

Avoidance

Sometimes I cover the blinking voicemail light with a Post-It.